Women do the work. Men get the credit. Education is the answer.

September 06, 2017

The BBQ season is here! Nights are getting shorter, the sun is here to stay, and hibernation is over!

It is important to remind ourselves of the etiquette of our national loved outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to manage that BBQ he puts in motion a series of events.

Routine...

Women will go and buy the food required for the BBQ.
Women will make the necessary side dishes of a green salad, vegetables and if we are lucky, some dessert.
Woman preps the meat with marinades or rubs, ready for cooking and places it on a tray with the required cooking utensils and sauces. She hands everything to the man who at this point is relaxing near the grill with an ice cold beer in his hand.
Ladies must ensure that they remain outside of the compulsory exclusion zone (approx two metres) where the excessive testosterone and related male bonding activities are being conducted without interference.

Now please note:

MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

Now we can continue....

A woman goes inside to assemble plates & cutlery.
A woman returns to compliment the man on how fabulous the BBQ meat is looking. He thanks her and asks if she could bring him another beer as he is busy turning the meat.

Please note

MAN TAKES THE MEAT FROM OFF THE GRILL AND PASSES IT TO THE WOMAN.

To continue...

A woman prepares salad, bread, plates, cutlery, napkins, sauces and sets the table.
After eating, the woman clears the table and washes the dishes.

Important finale:

The guests praise the MAN and give thanks to HIM for all his cooking efforts.
The man turns to the woman, asks how she enjoyed her night off?
Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there can be no pleasing some women.

Change old fashioned BBQ practice!

Buy the man of your house a BBQ cooking class and we will teach him how to cook a four-course dinner party while you kick back with a G&T and a chat with the ladies

BOOK NOW. CHANGE THE WORLD!!!